Funny Answersheets

Have a look at this extremely funny collection of Answer sheet visuals from SivaMuthu












I wish i could also include a copy of my college-friend Madhan's "Software Engineering" answer sheet (Software engineering is a basically a dumb paper which talks about theories of best practices in product development and project management), he drew 'Circuit diagrams of Microprocessors being ruined by termites'... that was a funny visual on a Model Exam paper...

Mangalore…..

Mangalore is one nice place….. You know whenever I get bad week of work in Chennai; I jus take my train to Mangalore…. It was the same last week end… I was like workin all days and nights in and out…. And I desperately needed a good weekend…. Where I will forget the website…. Its Mangalore again.

This time it was not a lone travel. I had a company Mr Kannan. I had my train @ 5 in the evening, I thought of taking a leave … but our beloved boss Maddy was relieving on the same day… so I cancelled my leave to accommodate a lunch @ Manshuks’

(I am being vegeterianized … ppl around are tryin to find a goat in me… but I wont give up)

But I end up in troubles….. I was changing the content in some e-mailer till 4.30 … I got my train @ 5… I messed it up this time around too… I pinged davis , told him … “Central in 15 Mins… ?”. He said "yes... lets go..."…. And I jumped off… literally ran out of office… I found a empty purse when I reached central (again)…. The SBI ATM didn’t accept my credit and debit cards (again)… I will be running in some platform to catch hold of some coach (again)…. You know these things have happened so many times that I eventually got used to all of em…. Finally got some cash outta the Canara bank ATM and got into the train in the last minute.

At last made it…. Found that kannan anna was surprised to see me… he was very amazed, that I at least made it to there…. (The things that we came across in train were supposed to be published here… but due to strict restrictions of Google regarding NC-17 Rated content. I am not able to publish more on this). There was not much entertainment… there were some nice scenaries…. But

1. My N72 ran out-of battery


2. Anna K810i ran out of battery


3. The Digi cam ran out-of battery


4. The Back-up batteries in Digicam were also empty


5. I did buy a AA Alkaline batteries…. They too didn work in that digi-cam.


6. The only thing which had some amount of battery was anna’s T610 which had 20/30% power but it went off by the time it was morning.
   

So no pics on our way to mangalore. The only entertainment on the train was over in Calicut. We got cute 4 yr old kid and his dad boarding in salem. That kid was my company till mangalore… very naughty guy.

We reached managlore to find a fat guy (yes deepak has doubled in size). We went to room, took bath, anna met some of his friends.Friends -> Shopping, Did some nice amount of shopping. Did have a good time while shopping purses (J). Then went back to room. From Room to Beach, it’s a pleasure watching the sunset at the beach. It’s a real pleasure... we took some beautiful snaps… we had food somewhere and returned room. Indian/Bangladesh match was goin on…. We lost, I slept.

Nothing spl in Mangalore other than ice creams…. Had so many of these ice creams that I eventually got tired of eating ice-creams…. So –many … ppl here should be stupid….

Took the train back home exactly at the last minute… travel back was dull nothing spl…I was clicking snaps all the way…. So many of them, I had a target of clicking 500 snaps, but I could only make some 160 odd. Something special here... the train stopped at some unknown station in karnatake... i desperately needed some water/coke and some food. so i got down and ask ordered for the same.. this shoopkeeper guy was packing em up for me.. i was staring at a beautiful face stiitng out there... all of a sudden this girl comes up to me askin... will this train take me to mangalore.... (i was like... oh shit... if you told this earlier... i wouldn have left to managlore... ). i told her the way out.... by time the train had started... i forgot to notice the horn sound in the discussion... i quickly got my things and got the change...and had to catch the train on the run. but i had forgot the "Lays Pack" .... 15 Rs Loss.... forget it... while in train , I learnt the fact the late night temperatures in tamil nadu is lot-lot lower thane the temperatures in Kerala/Karnataka.

We reached Chennai in good time... I reached home, I had brought some macrons. They had an excellent response in my office. And work started as usual….. ha ha…

Holy(i) Reunion

It was fine usual sunday, untill somebody called me up to remind me that we have a get-together today.

Jus look at Don in the consecutive pics.... "no matter what happens around , this guy will not step down from giving photo poses...."

Risky Travel

Yup, its bangalore again.... I missed out to blog on pondy trip (31/dec), there wasn’t much action out there.... so its bangalore again on this edition of my travel blogs.....

Bangalore, Nice place, cool, serene, peaceful city… people live in fun and masti ….. This definition matches all except in case you are from Tamil Nadu or mistakenly speak Tamil… If you are a tamilian and you luv to speak tamil, bangalore becomes the most uninhabitable place to live in…. Especially when some cauvery issue breaks outta court.

I travelled this time exactly during the announcement of the cauvery river water case judgment… the result fortunately /unfortunately favored the tamilians, and I was traveling to bangalore from Chennai, friends and ppl at synap were telling me all sorts of stories about tamil people suffering in bangalore during the recent riots regarding the cauvery river case… But I was never really worried about all these…. You know when it comes to travel, I forget everything else…. I travel for the sake of traveling. I got my tickets online, but when I was trying to get a ticket back home, IRCTC website gave me a BULB (it usually happens). So I had to resort back to booking tickets in KSRTC. So this time I was sure that I will at least have a hassle free travel back home….. don’t be over excited, read on you will get to know the truth.

It was some lone Friday night (9th Feb), my train ticket was reserved for night 11:30 train starting from Chennai, which will drop me off in bangalore next day morning. I started outta office at some 10:30 with this guy called Davis (* a very good friend of mine at syanp, he is so good that he almost convinced me to cancel this trip) WE started off in his bike from office, on the way he started giving me all sorts of advices and nightmares of the situation of tamilians is in bangalore now… I was like saying this to myself “did I make a wrong choice???” … We landed at the station some 30 mins ahead of time …. Stupid thing again the ATM doesn’t work …. He started giving me weird advices that I never heard of before… He was saying words like…. “You are a great warrior Krishna … I have never seen sucha brave person like you !” ….. and I was like …”What? @#@#$” It was 11:29 at night and I was thinking… “Shall I cancel my trip now…. ?”Atleast I made up my mind Let whatever happen, I won’t give up…. And I BRAVELY said good bye to Davis….. I was feeling like a Boarding a Train to Islamabad during Kargil War …. :-)

I stepped into the train, took my berth, did speak a word with anyone, switched on my XpressMusic Player and slept, this guys reaches office and calls me up at 1 am asking “How come you are still alive….? I thought they would have bombed your train by now….?” …. I was saying... “Dai please da… don’t do this to me..“

Amidst all nightmares I managed to wake up alive in Bangalore station, Now I m all set to forget one language from my résumé…. Called up Deepak, spoke in hindi + english in a very low voice, hung up , just to notice that the guy sitting next to me was shouting at his son “Eadatha vittu navundhaey , konnu ea pottuduvaen” (I will kill you if you move)…. I felt like I did the dumbest thing on earth…. Ah I found this guy… Deepak traveled all the way from mangalore , he knows bangalore very well so he comfortable with the local transportation… I step out of the railway station and we head towards the tea-stall. All our communications are either in the dumbest version of hindi or fairly reasonable English. No tamil …. I felt like I landed in islamabad with some traditional Indian wear….

Now we headed to the rooms, the place was near somewhere…. I don’t know much about there… so leave it now… we managed to reach the hotel…. And atlast we found the place.. kannan anna was waiting for us. Rest, bath and sleep, food, coffee…

Were were all set to visit Infosys Bangalore., considered to be one of the world’s largest software campuses, Infy Bangalore is truly an exciting place. It was clicking all the way with our multi mega pixel mobile cameras… We did some shopping for eatables and were back on room. While coming back we took an auto, and I spoke with that auto guy in telugu…. That was really funny. Telegu is obviously my mother tongue, but you know first time in my life, I was like speaking my mother tongue for survival J. Next day we were at Indoor stadium for some event.

This is Sunday(11th Feb) night , I had my ticket booked for this night 11:20 Volvo bus from KSTRC, I was waiting till 10:40 ,, busses for 11:22, 11:30 etc have arrived but not mine… I was little worried, bcoz there was a local bandh here the next day for cauvery issue. Atlast the bus came… I boarded the bus.. and slept…

After a while…I hear some one shouting Koyembedu… I open my eyes…Its 5:20 AM My left leg is aching ,, probably I slept in some wrong posture…. I manage to snatch my bag and get down, I landed safe and fine in chennai…. I was so happy when I stepped down, I felt like I won a war against them…

The ground reality is that situation is not really that bad out there... But you need to be cautious at times. Jus keeping yourself updated of what’s going on will be enough. And regarding Tamil there are 100’s and 1000’s of them speaking Tamil with freedom out there… so don’t really need to panic …. But again be careful, speaking Tamil might end you up getting pissed off somewhere... But there is nt much to worry about… there aren’t much terrorists around.

From Chukku Kaapi to Cappuccino

her is a mail for ward that i got some months back..... seems to sync with my life now.....

From Chukku Kaapi to Cappuccino

This blog was written because I was left with no work to do after coming back from Café Coffee day today. I always feel that blogs are written by people who have nothing else to do, but write blogs. And blogs are written for people who have nothing else to do, but read blogs. So if you have nothing else to do, continue reading.

Café Coffee Days in my life!!! I can't believe it. Six, seven years back I would never have imagined that such a day would occur in my life. Café Coffee day is supposed to be a place where high class people who didn't know how to spend the money they had, go. But now I am there... I have changed a lot since my school days.

As I said in my previous post, I never talked in English till the end of my 12th standard. May be in my primary school we talked in English a little bit... (Since girls were there in my primary school we used to talk in English... Mostly it was the "You go girl." "Miss this boy no... he is stealing my pencil miss" and "Miss this boy is pinching me miss" type of pathetic English.). Till I went to college, I never read an English newspaper. I never knew who Sidney Sheldon was. I never saw English movies. "Star movies" was considered adult material at home. I never talked to a girl. I don't feel that I missed anything...But still because I didn't have such experiences, I had to adjust a lot when I traveled beyond Cornigela, my place.

Born in Cornigela, an ordinary conservative town, even Chennai took a lot of time for me to adjust. My home town was too cool. You could watch movies for 15 Rs. in an AC theatre. You get the best food at lowest prices. You can drink water wherever you want and it doesn't affect you. Girls never wear T-shirts or Jeans. You can see girls in half-sarees. And there were a lot more things that were cool to me...My first costly experience as far as I can remember was my first Pizza.

In my 12th standard holidays I had my first Pizza. We, a group of 5 friends went to a bakery. It was around 7 p.m at night. We ordered our first Pizza (only one because it costed so much - 20Rs!!!). As the Pizza arrived one of the guys started using his hand to take out a piece. "Ley" ....The others shouted... "asingam pannatheylae. Fork kudupaanga"... We got 5 forks for eating one Pizza. Everybody tried taking out a piece with the fork. Nobody was successful. Stupid forks... As we were trying different methods, two girls came in, and took the table adjacent to ours. They seemed to be from the so called high class families in Cornigela. They ordered a Pizza. We were still trying to eat ours. Their Pizza arrived in their table. Unable to find a solution, we looked at them for one. One of the girls took out a piece with her hand and started eating it. Damn stupids we were!!! But what do we do now?? We can't go back to the hand-intake method... We are brave!!! Luckily for us the power went off... Forks were put down and everybody started picking a piece with the hand. Our sole aim- finish it off before power comes back!!! Unlucky for us, power came back immediately... We had a piece each in our hands... The girls started laughing... People around us realizing what had happened too joined them...We promised we would never eat Pizzas again. But we all did.

The first change in lifestyle for me occurred in Chennai. Chennai was completely different. Watching a movie for Rs.40 was a one time life experience for most people in my village. I had to adapt to such things since I had to be a part of the group. Otherwise you feel let out. My habits started changing. For example, you look into the glass before drinking water to check whether it is clean. I went to my first Coffee Pub in Chennai. I remember saying some time back "Loosu paya thaan Coffee publa poi mukkaa manineram wait panni oru black coffeeya 50 Ruba kaasu kuduthu kudippaan" - I did it...

If Chennai was difficult for me, how easy would be an MBA school? I was dumbstruck with the culture... The Hi's and the fundoo English speaking guys were all a great change, though I had expected it. There is a sense of hollowness when you say a Hi to somebody here. In Cornigela a smile was enough to say what you feel. There is real sense of belonging in a smile. I miss it - a smile without a Hi.

Here is an example to show how my family mindset is different from the mindset here. At the end of the first term when I went home, I showed quite a few photographs to my parents. In one photograph there was a guy who had his arms around a girl's shoulder. My mother asked me whether they were in love. I said "No". But even today she doesn't believe me. She still feels that they are in love!!! If only she comes here(...

The mind works mechanically here - after you crack a joke you do what they call high fives!!! When you meet a person you ask something like "What's up buddy?"- Only God knows how you are supposed to answer for such a question!!! You say "Excuse me" after a sneeze - What big mistake have you made to say that?? When you are ready to sacrifice ethics for grades and see even your closest friend as a competitor in group discussions, how much difference will that Excuse me make? Pretty difficult to adjust!!!

Even Café Coffee Days and costly dinners sometimes hurt. Daily my father takes a bus to reach home from his office because taking an auto would cost him Rs.30. He walks a kilometer daily from the bus stop to my house. When I think of that and the fact that I am spending Rs.50 for a Chocolate Fantasy, I feel uneasy. Definitely it is not a matter of money. The fact is that I somewhere in my heart feel that this is not really who I am...The fact that I have changed a lot hurts... I want to be the same myself, but I am unable to do so.

Started listing down a few things that have changed in my life. The left column is a list of things that were part of my life before I entered college. And the right are those that I came to know/were a part of my after I entered college.


I wish I go back to school and be the same guy I was. I know I can't. But I want to do it and live the same life all again.

Leo da Mirci once said, "I love what I do because I do only what I love".

If only following something is as simple as saying something!!!

One of the mails that i sent to groups

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Krishna Shasankar. V <itkrishna@gmail.com>
Date: Mar 9, 2006 11:05 PM
Subject: Atlast I Recharged
To: ITS <itsastha@yahoogroups.com>

Friends.... I m back on my mobile....

2~3 days without incoming messages or calls... it was lik hell...

but there wont be too much of enjoyment left for me even if i can see my self back on my mobile..

 

ya... 
if you wanted me to speak about that tiny little masterpiece of finnish engineering(my nokia 1100) which slips through my jeans pocket, i would be glad to rate it as the worst human invention after the atom bomb....

 

@My mobile steals privacy from me...

It doesnt always sound nice to make yourself accessibile to every tom and dick anytime...

With this little smart device, i hav always lost the choice of whom to respond and whom not to....

 

@Thats not all... here comes another piece of crap called the SMS...

Let me Rate SMS as the 3rd worst creation of mankind after atombomb and mobile fone....

it starts Morning 5.40.. . a cup of tea or a coffee ...... attached to a HAV A NICE DAY OR GOOD MORNING message..... and it continues.... tea, tiffin, good afternoon, had u r lunch a ..., good evening, good night, sweet dreams, chellams, sweethearts, kadalai, good night,, again at night 12:01 am sending good morning for next day.... i m sick of all these....

 

idhaey thavirey .... holidays , birthadays.... republic day, valantine's day.....

 

i i yo.... somebody stop this.... to put an end to all this Sh## , TRAI(telecom regulatory authority of india) should increse the cost of SMS to twice that of call cost....

 

 

3 days without mobile ... It was like heaven...

But every now and then i feel for people who tried to call me up on my mobile.....  

i feel like as if i have got adictted to this thing... i really hate this thing but cant live without it....

i m jealous on everyone who doesn't hav a mobile.... for you guys the world is really a cool place to live in... no commitments... always offline.....

 

friends... please put down your views on good's and bad's of mobile fonez....

 

--

Mail Signed by,

V.Krishna Shasankar [iT KRiSHNA],

Final Year ,B.Tech[Information Technology]

Sree Sastha Institute of Engg. and Tech. , Chennai

New york Nagaram......

I dont know who told me about thing song a week back... i would have heard this song some that 200 times douring the past four days... Its in Loop on my winamp, my pocket mp3, speaker desk at office..... This is too good stuff from A.R. Rehaman.....

Here is the TANGLISH Lyrics for the fans of this song from the movie "Jilendru oru Kaadhal"....

"new york nagaram urangum naeram..
thanimai adarndhadhu..
paniyum padarndhadhey..
kappal irangiye kaatrum karaiyil nadandhadhu..
naangu kannaadi chuvargalukkulle naanum mezhuguvarthi..
thanimai thanimai oh.. thanimai thanimai oh.. kodumai kodumai yo..

new york nagaram..

paechchelaam thaalaattu pola ennai uranga vaikka nee illai..
dhinamum oru muthtam thandhu kaalai coffee kodukka nee illai..
vizhiyil vizhum dhoosi thannai naavaal edukka nee ingu illaii..
manadhil yezhum kuzhappam thannai theerkka nee ingey illai..
naan ingae neeyum angae indha thanimaiyil nimishangal varusham aanadhaeno..
vaan ingae.. neelam angae indha uvamaikku iruvarum vilakkamaanadhaeno..

new york nagaram...

naat kurippil nooru dhadavai undhan peyarai ezhudhum en paenaa..
ezhudhiyadhum erumbu moikka peyarum aanadhenna thaenaa..
jil endru bhoomi irundhum indha tharunaththil kulir kaalam kodai aanadheno..
vaa anbae.. neeyum vandhaal senthanal kooda panikkatti pola maarumae..

new york nagaram..."

An year after final year tour

Exactly a year ago we were in some remote location in kerala, enjoying those precious moments of our bachelor lives, our final year tour.

Tour has been one of those special moments of my life which will take a tsunami strike to forget it. Life has changed a lot during these days, just making a comparison of how i stepped into the train that day (results were out that day, i thought my life was devastated ) and how i am now (sitting in some s/w company and doing what  i like most ) , shows how fast life has changed, but anything is short lived in this world , maybe next in july i could writing a similar blog as VO from home, but for whatever it takes , its has been a hard fought battle to succeed and success could be short lived too...

Anyways i m not gonna regret for my mistakes but i surely will do so for the things that i have missed in our tour. I was having some gigs of work to be done today when someone reminded me of our tour last year, that's all a sparkle of fun and joy rushed through my brain, I was filled with a some kinda enthusiasm never felt b4, although it didn't last long befor I got a ping in my sametime to remind me of my pending works… it was good enough to teach me a lesson "how fast time travels??"

I feel very lucky for havin got a chance to work in Chennai itself; it keeps me in nice touch with most of our classmates. Of course meeting guys who have joined work has become very rare, at least I m satisfied with those text messaging and occasional meet with guys at Kutty's, Annanagar or Room.

Batchmate Leaves for Hyderabad

Hi guys,

jus came back after lettin off my bacth mate to leave for hyderabad

Morning Mistakes..

I made a damn mistake this morning… i had a plan of gettin the course completion certi and then head straight to anna-nagar, but i woke up late, it took me around 11 to start off, then went straight to arun’s room(stupid thing)… eventually i forgot joe was waitin for me…

Life hasnt changed much here…. its as usual, i shuld have been better in making a choice… and i never do that…

When i called up joe, he was firing on me from all ends…. poor guy didn hav lunch bcoz of me…. and ever1 know wat lunch means to joe…

Railway Station Allumbu

i made it to joe’s home in the same unconventional way, jus to see a hot face… waiting for someone to take him out… we went out , for a walk, then praveen came by…we called up don, man this guy is crazy…. took 1 hour to come… deepak had started off by then… we headed straight to station, met kanna anna, we stepped into platform(no-8), man this place was crazy…. full of final year students, for each one going to infy, there were 20 others to give him send—off, jus imagine… we slipped in jus to see joe already notching up “OOR-KASU” from deepak

OOR-KASU : oor – kasu is a convention by which a friend leaving to some place for a small trip or a tour should pay the non-travelling friend an unspecficed sum of money.

Myself , joe and pravin came to send off deepu, while DON came for something else…. we never knew dese, until he tried to get into the train to look at the seat… ada paavi don… anyways, angey pannu alumbukku, payan(don) paavam aludhuttan, enna panna radhu “final year enna appidithan”….

nares(it),pump and mundus were there, vigu,seenu n nares(medavakkam) came in the last mins , shetty also made it to the station atlast… puli(CS-Selva) came to bid-adieu to rati, was also there, we told

“babu ollu baga chooskooo”
[telegu trans for “boy,take care of ur health”],

and let deepu go…. for the next two months, we will be missing a face in annanagar…. [atelast chennai will be a better place now ], i came out with puli, dropped of pravin on the way at st.thomas mount (we travelled by train as puli was not feeling gud). i came off to alstohm….

puli will be goin back to station i think, coz he has to giv send off to srinath(INFY/Mysore leavin by 11:15 pm train) as well… i was heading to home…

Ta Ta Ecahai

If u have seen the Infy share prices in the past one week u will get to know the impact this guy can generate on any concern…. 26th June 2006 will be a memorable day in both of our lives, our life will be taking a steep turn from here…. i m gonna join work in chennai, he will do it in hyderabad…

Congrats n all d best batchmate,…. Infy-e-saachiputtu, sattu buttu ennu ooru thirumbu…

Some Glimpses of My Campus

Here are some photographs of my College…. When i joined sastha, it was no mor than g+1 floors, 2nd floor was under construction,, i m talking about the main block… and then swept a tremendous wave of development(during my second and 3rd years),during this period sastha moved from a low-rated startup callege, to one the cities respected accreditated institutions….

 

>>>> The Offical ART <<<<

 

Probablity and Stats Prep...

I have got this probability exam which falls on june 21st … this exam has been the one of the toughest hurdles in my life… i ll have to spend tough time in getting through this paper, if at all i need to get a first class degree…

Yesterday nite we had put up a nite study… it yeilded nothing, i slept, i was very tired d day b4, so i couldnt do without any sleep, vasanth , shiva and vinoth were here, but i was sleeping….

I m leaving now to Nick’s Home for Prep, pray dat i ll clear it atleast this time….

Hey guys... Check out out Class foto

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Jus Check out this foto….
I was workin on it for some 15 mins or so….

I had Mailed a high quality version to the groups…

Blogging... on and on and on....

 
I jus wanted to try my luck at some blogging…  
I have found a new tool for blogging.. blogs are infact really a great way to keep others updated of wat u r doin….

So u guys can see me blogging a lot in the future…

Regardz… KRiS

Thathuvam....

Pudiya Thathuvam for this century just for Joke.............

• 'Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum...'
•  'arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu....'
• “Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu.... Aaana.... Manushanukku call illana, Balance panna mudiyathu.... “
• 'Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.'

Practical Exam - Multimedia

Multimedia Lab Exam [20th APR 2005]

Wow!!! I Stepped into the exam hall with a blind confidence... i didn't know anything but concepts... I knew how to program 3/5 Programming Exercises....

but the exam happened the other way... i took the QP and found myself floating in heavens for a few secz.. I was the easiest paper you could expect for that lab.. the QP6 I was confronted with two extremely simple questions...(1)Zoom and UnZoom an Image in VB (2) move an object in flash... Wat shall i do...

Before everyone else started designing their answer sheets with scale and pencil... i was already done with my Practical Stuff and had my Output Ready... All Was over in a matter of 20 mins,,, :)

Now came the turn for VIVA... he he...

We i have a really bad habit..., I refuse to say "I don't Know" or "No Idea" during a Questionnaire, unless i personally compell myself to do so, I can handle questions ... any questions regarding Technology...

This habit has its disadvantages.... while doing computing labs .., i used to finish first in almost every semester Lab exam. When i do that i give the external examiner a huge chance for asking maximum number of questions.... always the external examiners have the habit of asking questions till the point the student say "No Idea"... This has Shown up tremendously in my Exams.. I have ended up with the records for maximum time spent with an external examiner for a VIVA ( i.e... 48 Minutes during my Visual Prog. Lab). Spending more time in viva has become tooo common for myself. This exam was no different... I spent some 35 or so minutes with that examiner for viva.... and he Probably ran out of Questions...

If my predictions go right i should get soem 99 out of 100 in this paper(bcoz.. 1 mark should be reduced for late submission of record)