Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...

Top 7 reasons why I  joined IT ...

 
1) I hated sleep.

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2) I had enjoyed my life enough.

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3) I couldn't live without tension.

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4) I wanted to pay for my sins.

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5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo..

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6) Everything in life has a reason; i wanted to prove it wrong.

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7) I wanted to take revenge on myself.

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Taj Mahal….

Taj Mahal…. Some call it the man’s greatest erection for an woman [J]… if you have been there you would will be able to understand what it really means..

I have been to Taj very recently (this April); this is the first time I have visited Agra. Visiting Taj was a great Experience. It was an unscheduled visit, as a frequent traveler you should be open to unscheduled plans. As the saying goes “Good travelers never know where their destination is… “. I am one of them (if not good I m trying to be one). I was on this Trip to Gwalior for a friend’s marriage. I was travelling with some of my friends. We got a train from Chennai to Gwalior, which was a bad trip; I got completely exhausted with the dry climate of north India. We reached there in some early morning (4 or 5 am). When I came out of bathroom after taking my morning bath, all these guys were packing their bags for a trip to Agra, Joseph and Chandru stayed back. But you know, I never miss these chances.

Its some 7 AM in the morning, we are back again in Gwalior rly station to catch a train to Agra. The view of Gwalior fort from the Railway station gave me second thoughts of staying back and visiting Gwalior Fort first but the guys held me up. We caught the train; it was a travel full of all kinds of hassles, full rush trains, bad auto-rick bargains, bad climate, bad food, etc... Nothing seemed to work out for us. The auto –driver showed the way to the entry and gave us a huge bunch of safety advices.

We got the entry tickets and went in. Until now I have never seen a glimpse of the great taj. Even after you are so close to the greatest monument you will not see a glimpse of it. We went in, there was some tamil movie shooting going on inside (Nasser was doing some acting). I never cared about these things. To tell you the fact, my heart is pounding inside and I can feel the restlessness for having the first look at the great beauty. I was running towards the entrance and stepped into the place were everyone take those fotos. I had the first complete view of the TAJ, and then I say to myself “This is what you have been waiting to see all your life… ”

Taj is a great creation. You feel it’s yours. You feel proud about its beauty. There is that immense pleasure of being in a great place when you are there. There is a great sense of feeling when you watch it. Such a great thing standing so silent, so unnoticed from the rest of the world. It’s a real wonder.

Pls vote for TAJ as the new greatest wonder of the World. Follow the link below

http://www.new7wonders.com/index.php?id=366

Apple Safari in Windows

I saw an RSS feed this morning about apple coming up with a windows version of safari. so the first thing i wanted to do when i stepped into office this morning was to evaluate it...
i got a shock when i heard about its features.

it has 12 great features ... apple advertises on all these .... apple thinks that these are the features that you will need to switch from your traditional browser to safari.

here is the list from their website.

1. Blazing Performance
2. Elegant User Interface
3. Easy Bookmarks
4. Pop-up Blocking
5. Inline Find
6. Tabbed Browsing
7. SnapBack
8. Forms AutoFill
9. Built-in RSS
10. Resizable Text Fields
11. Private Browsing
12. Security

all of them seem to work great. until for one small issue....

the apple safari on windows will not render text in any form menus, dialogs, buttons, pages,etc...

here is my one feature vs steve jobs' 12... why should i use a browser which will not render text....

have a first glimpse of safari screen from my notebook....

E-books downloads

E-books download here...

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BECOMING A MAN - TWO-YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.


FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers


SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SE#X 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SE#X 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II


Course Electives:

EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Time to laff!!

Funny quotes from Random Thoughts as they strike

Laff your heads off........

* 1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

* 2. EATING OUT:*
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

* 3. MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

* 5. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* 6. CATS:**
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

* 7. FUTURE:**
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* 8. SUCCESS:**
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* 9. MARRIAGE:*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

* 10. DRESSING UP:**
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

* 11. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* 12. OFFSPRING: **
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

* 13. FINAL THOUGHT:*
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.