Where i am, as a programmer?

i was casually browsing some blog site last week where i found a digg for a programmer's hierarchy (whos big and whos small) .
http://www.digg.com/programming/The_programmer_hierarchy

Programming is a weird profession , here people like only the harder way of getting things done. All programmers have the same characteristics, they want complete control over whatever they do and they love command line more than anything else.

As of me personally, i would always love to write classic old php-webapps running on UNIX box rather than writing a Custom module in DotNetNuke. Thats the way it is.

So when i went through this "Programmer's Hierarchy", it depicted the real view of how programmers are categorized. I have marked places where i have been. I seem to be almost half-way on the road to be a gr8 programmer.

>>> Life should be backwards

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? 'A death.' What's that , a bonus?

I think of the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you should go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol , you party and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, and then you finish ................."

Check out this Link
Life sucks. And then you die!: Life should be backwards

I was caught

Friends here caught me while thinking about some Balanced-modular-mobility script in PHP (Sleeping as others call it), and its been uploaded to youtube.... funny one check-it-out



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